Here’s a list of handy tips. None of them a guaranteed, but many work or are worth a try. A few of them seem too outrageous to work, but when I’ve got black shoe polish on my white sofa, I’ll try anything to get it out!

1. To fit more food in the freezer, cut out the cooking instructions from the pack and seal them, with the food, in clear plastic bags. The rest of the outer packaging goes into the recycling bin.
2. When hanging a picture, put corn plasters on the corners at the back and you’ll prevent it leaving any marks on the wall.
3. If you’ve got small nail holes on white walls and don’t want to repaint, fill them with some white toothpaste.
4. Keep a roll of plastic bags in your beach bag. They are handy for taking home wet bathing suits, keeping sand out of your sun lotion or camera, storing litter and holding leaky containers.
5. Hold a kitchen match in your mouth when peeling an onion and it will stop the tears.
6. To take away the onion smell on your hands afterwards, rub your hands with a stainless steel spoon.

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You think that Guiness show is annoying and revolting? Do a bit more research and,well……………just read on:

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991 (assuming U.S. pints, that’s roughly 0.8 L or almost a whole milk bag. Can you say gang bang? Can you say EEEWWW!!!). Gee, I wonder which cesspool of disease recently got named the AIDS poster child? That, and consider the possibility that she didn’t get “it” all down on the first “shot” and……..oh, never mind).

LONGEST PUBES

Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina (talk about flossing yer teeth when performing………well, I’m sure you can extrapolate from here).

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).
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1. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

2. Women take three times longer than men when using the toilet.

3. During World War II, the very first bomb dropped on Berlin by the Allies killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

4. The longest word in the English language, with all of the letters in alphabetical order is “Almost”.

5. Between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India.

6. A snail can crawl across a razor blade without getting injured. This is possible because they excrete a slime that protects them.

7. There is 293 different ways to give back change on a dollar.

8. A giraffe’s heart weighs an incredible 24 pounds.

9. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

10. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. (more…)

I was browsing the internet when I happened upon a website full of random and interesting facts. I chose my favorite 10 and listed them below. Hope you learn something new to help when you end up on Jeopardy!

1. A Cesium atom in an atomic clock beats 9 billion times per second.
2. A galactic year is 250 million earth years (the time it takes us to travel around the Milky Way)
3. A cubic yard of air weighs about 2 pounds at sea level.
4. The African Baobab tree’s circumference can reach 180 feet. That means that if the trunk was hollow, 20 people would be able to fit in it!
5. At liftoff, U.S. space shuttles weigh about 4.5 million pounds.
6. Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day.
7. By weight, the sun is made up of 70% hydrogen, 28% helium, 1.5% carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, and 0.5% all other elements.
8. Every day, the Hubble telescope transmits enough data to fill 10,000 standard computer disks (whatever standard means!)
9. Google receives more than 200 million search queries per day.
10. Every 25 miles, a car produces 1 pound of pollution.