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10 Commandments from The Rock Bible

It’s hard to believe it’s taken this long, but we’re proud to announce the arrival of our favorite new book, The Rock Bible: Unholy Scripture for Fans & Bands. That’s right, this tiny red book may look like a typical bible — despite the, you know, flames and Les Paul on the cover — but on the inside it contains a list of dos and don’ts that every aspiring rock star should read before embarking on a spiritual journey into the world of dirty clubs, crowded vans and rest stop bathrooms.

Below we’ve reprinted our favorite 10 commandments — and if you enjoy these, remember there are literally hundreds more to enjoy if you pick up the book, which also includes illustrations, parables and essays from people you’d never want near your church such as comedian Patton Oswalt and Man Or Asto-Man?’s drummer Birdstuff a.k.a. Brian Teasley. Trust us, if bible study was as fun as what’s listed below we’d want to go to church every day.

I. “Do not name your band after another current band’s song or album. Come to think of it, don’t name your band after any song or album. Nobody cares about your ‘good’ taste.”

II. “Turntables are not, nor have they ever been, a musical instrument.”

III. “Using your computer on stage means you’re as likely to be checking your e-mail as you are to be performing music.”

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  • The Brain is certainly the most amazing part of human body. It becomes more interesting when it does not work the way you expect it should. Psychology frequently establishes our intuitions about how human mind works, but it reveals a number of surprises as well…

    Although some psychology students will have heard one or two of these before, here’s a list of brain habits you probably didn’t realize you had:

    1) The maximum capacity of your short-term memory is seven.

    short-term memory is seven

    Humans have basically three forms of memory: Sensory, Long-term and Short-term. Long-term memory is just like hard-drive space. Similarly, Short-term memory functions like a very small RAM. This Short-term memory is capable to hold only about five to nine (seven is an average) items at a time.

    Retrieving information longer than this will need you to either pack it together into seven units or store it in Long-term memory. Have you observed that the most phone numbers have only seven digits?

    2) The most visible color is Chartreuse.

    most visible color is Chartreuse

    Yellowish green, chartreuse, is naturally placed right in the middle of the frequencies of visible light. Human eyes have receptors for green, blue and red colors. Being placed in the middle, chartreuse actuates the most of these receptors to fire, making it distinct and easier to spot. For the same reason, in some metropolises, firetrucks have been modified from red to a yellowish green color to make them more visible and obvious to the eye.

    3) Subconscious is smarter than you.

    Subconscious is smarter than you

    Subconscious is smarter than you. In other words, it is more powerful. In a recent study, a square was attributed to a location on a computer screen through a complex pattern. After watching it out, people began to get results better than the chance of recognizing where the square would crop up next. However, when they were inquired to consciously find out the pattern, even given a few hours, nobody really did it!
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  • The Most Offensive World Records

    You think that Guiness show is annoying and revolting? Do a bit more research and,well……………just read on:

    MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991 (assuming U.S. pints, that’s roughly 0.8 L or almost a whole milk bag. Can you say gang bang? Can you say EEEWWW!!!). Gee, I wonder which cesspool of disease recently got named the AIDS poster child? That, and consider the possibility that she didn’t get “it” all down on the first “shot” and……..oh, never mind).

    LONGEST PUBES

    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina (talk about flossing yer teeth when performing………well, I’m sure you can extrapolate from here).

    MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

    Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).
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  • Top 20 Best Condoms You Must Buy And Try

    The only shield against sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy. The condom was thought to have been in use since 3,000 years ago when an Egyptian drawing of a condom being worn was found. The reduced sensation of the average condom prolongs performance. Also, there are many other types out there that are supposedly made to enhance both male and female pleasure. Below are the 20 types and shapes of condoms available in convenient stores worldwide.

    1. His n’ Her
    2. his her

      The His n’ Her pleasure features a dramatic bulb-like shape at the head which allows nerve endings to remain at their most sensitive, producing significantly more pleasure for him while the 68 ribs along the rubber dramatically enhances her pleasure.

    3. Double Play
    4. oduble play

      Double Play condoms are new members of the ‘Unlimited Edition’ from LifeStyles. A unique shape that is tailored for a man along with ultimate texture for a womans needs. The bottom is covered with 10 rows of studs while the head of the condom has 5 rows of ribs.

    5. Mutual Pleasure
    6. mutual pleasure

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  • A Brief History of A & B

    There’s always been a minor niggle at the back of my mind when I played the Nintendo DS. “They’ve got it backwards,” I thought, “The A button should be on the left and B on the right. That’s how it’s always been… I think.” A speedy investigation showed that my memory was a little foggy, and that the answer was significantly more interesting than that. Therefore, I present to you a brief history of gamepad button mapping.

    Nintendo: BA for Life

    NES

    The NES was the first console to move away from the joysticks of the Atari generation, opting instead for what would become an iconic design in gamepads. Despite my previous complaint, note that A is indeed mapped to the right of B. D’oh!

    SNESVirtual BoyGamecube

    Following their ancestor’s example, nearly every Nintendo console is mapped this way. This includes the SNES, Virtual Boy, Gamecube, every iteration of the Game Boy, DS and Wii Classic Controller. The only dissenters are the Nintendo 64 (bottom right picture), which also experimented with a 4 way C button and a Z button on the back, and the Wiimote, which maps A and B on different surfaces entirely.

    Game BoyNintendo DSN64

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  • Diablo III Wizard Trailer

    Blizzard announced the Wizard class for their upcoming action RPG title, Diablo III, at this year’s BlizzCon event in Anaheim, California.

    Joining the Barbarian and Witch Doctor classes so far, the Wizard is a formidable spell caster that can control elements such as frost and wind. Watch as the Wizard beckons a legion of demons and unleashes the wrath of her power. Diablo III will be available for the PC and Macintosh platforms.

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  • Top 10 Things People Do After Sex

    So what do people do after having sex? It seems we only end up with a handful of things to do but some of them are quite surprising. What do the people of the online dating world do? Add a comment below!Couple Foreplay

    #10 - Coo at Each Other

    Look into each others eyes and coo at each other. This is a time to relax in each others arms, tell your secrets, hopes and dreams and snuggle a little. It’s time for some deep and serious intimate conversation. Sexual intimacy already creates a bond between two people, but quiet time together and talking after sex creates an even stronger connection. Women seem to enjoy this more than men, however, the trend is fast becoming an important role for men as well.

    # 9 - Roll Over

    Yes, we all could use a little sleep after a good shag. Surprisingly, women tend to do this more than men! I guess it all depends as to who did all the work. Statistics show that with the never ending list of things to get done in a day, if a couple can manage to squeeze in some lovin’ then it’s a bonus but once done, it’s time to get some well needed sleep because tomorrow is another busy day.

    # 8 - Turn it Off

    Turn off the video camera that is. Not many couples do this, however, for couples who are a little more adventurous and like to watch themselves after their love fest; they will turn off their video camera and press ‘play’ to enjoy hours of fun spectating their sport.
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  • Body Percussion

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  • Although this partnership has been announced as early as July this year, it is only now that Facebook has finally integrated the Live Search service onto its website. While I fail to see how this may enrich users’ social networking experience, the collaboration is obviously a big deal for Microsoft, with Facebook now the biggest social network in the world and quickly catching up to MySpace in the US.

    Starting today, Facebook users typing in the search bar on Facebook will notice that a drop-down menu appears with a new option to “search the Web.” Results will appear on a new Facebook page, with advertisements placed on the right of the screen.

    Live Search usage is likely to increase and media buyers will get added inventory to serve up ads within the social network – which of course means more revenue for Microsoft. In its current form, however, the deal probably won’t do much to help the Live Search brand, seeing that there’s virtually indication that you are using Microsoft’s search engine besides a tiny “Advanced search on Live.com” text link on the results page.

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  • NEW YORK (Reuters) - YouTube, the world’s most popular video-sharing site, will start to sell music and video games and experiment with new advertising formats to grow revenue, executives said on Tuesday.

    The Google-owned business is taking the first steps toward building an e-commerce service through which it will sell music, films, TV shows, video games, books, concert tickets and other media-related products featured on the millions of videos on YouTube.

    Visitors to YouTube.com can buy songs from music videos they watch on the site by clicking on buttons that take them either to Amazon.com Inc’s MP3 store or Apple Inc’s iTunes store.

    YouTube users will also be able to buy video games, such as Electronic Arts Inc’s sci-fi game “Spore” through the Amazon link.

    Amazon and iTunes will share revenue with YouTube when users buy content through the partnership.

    Investors have been asking Google when it would start to generate meaningful revenue and earnings from YouTube, for which the Web search leader paid $1.65 billion in 2006.

    Google does not break out YouTube’s financials, but analysts at Piper Jaffray Research estimated that the video site would earn about $200 million in revenue in 2009, compared with estimates of around $27 billion for Google.

    Until now, YouTube has mainly pointed to advertising sales as its main source of income. It is still experimenting with a range of formats to take full advantage of the massive popularity of the site, which has nearly 13 hours of video uploaded every minute.
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